Making a Mockery of Modesty

Did you delight in my delicate delivery of a dubious, dare i say, dastardly descriptor? Do endeavor to discover the drift of my derranged diary debut!

Don't ask where that came from, i simply don't know!

So i had the most awesome Sunday ever! I came home from Church, set up my magnificent hammock in the backyard, in the shade, and read Invitation to the Game by Monica Hughes. SUCH a good book. Once finished said book, i watched 2 episodes of Scrubs on my family's portable DVD player, while still on my hammock. SO awesome. Then on Monday, i went for Gelato with the beautiful Andrea, then we were joined by Shandell for a float down the Bow River in my Sea Hawk 500! It was SO awesome! in 30 degree heat, definitely what the Nurse ordered. tee hee. We were nearly jumped on by an extremely obnoxious bridge jumper, and Shandell's fun level really can be measured by # of bruises!

Quote of the day: "Hayley, your paddling is inadequate at best."

So the following are pictures from two ridiculous events that were highlights from my summer. The first: Dressing up Shandell's Statue. In the cover of darkness, myself and a few, "anonymous" individuals thought we would dress the Sardachuk Statue, unbeknowingst to them! Hilarity ensued:


The Second wonderful event will be showcased at a later date...